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Joke of the Day
"'I've never done this on a first date before' I say as I start vacuuming his place"
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"Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta"
"I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away while sleeping Not like his four passengers..."
"How do you build suspense in people?"
"Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth ball."
"I like when a girl wears a pearl necklace But only for the first 10 seconds or so. You know, before it's hard and crusty"
"What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef? Atoll."
"""making decisions"" Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? . Student: Well...yes and no."
"Cinco de Mayo jokes, eh? Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? TEQUILA!"
"What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one."