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Joke of the Day

"A Texan walked into a bar... The bartender asked, ""You got any ID?"" The Texan said, ""'bout what?"""

"I am a heathen. I like burning bibles and defiling the name of God. But also I genuinely love giving to charity and always try to be as honest as I can. I guess that I am just very sincere."

"I'm not sure what gender fluid is... ...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery."

"What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"

"A man walks into a bar A paraplegic rolls."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !"

"Just sold my glove puppet collection. A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands."

"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."