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Joke of the Day
"Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control."
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"A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. I replied - 'no shit'."
"Cop: do you know why I was following you? Me: WAS following? Wait you unfollowed me? Cop:haha Me:haha Cop... Me... Is it cause of the drugs?"
"Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand."
"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"
"Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: ""Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"""
"Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up."
"People Says ,""SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)"
"what's for dinner? ME: indian we had indian last night ME: i know, but i forgot to do the 'i see a little sillhouetto of a naan' joke so"
"Ladies, don't tell me you care about the environment if you don't support my ""Share a Shower"" water conservation program."