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"Did you hear about the NFL player who went to prison? He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver."
"Did you here about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!"
"When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is... ""Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"""
"I hate going to pancake houses because it just reminds me that I bought a stupid, non-delicious house."
"What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals? He tripped on acid"
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender looks at him and says, ""Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""In Africa, they're everywhere!"""
"I'm going to bed and my hair looks amazing; I feel like the woman in every mattress commercial."
"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."