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Joke of the Day

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"I wish Twitter would add bold or italics or meaning to my life."

"Is that placebo working for you? Well, now that you mention it, no."

"Harassment. So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, ""Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"""

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."

"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."

"I only stop browsing Reddit when I accidentally hit something ..or when it's time to wipe"

"What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman? To one you say, ""Hey you, get off my cloud!"" The other: ""Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"""

"I have an odd friend who gets off to the dictionary. It's weird but he's come to terms with it."

"Why did the Ottoman empire collapse? Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over."