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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me she is having an affair with Mr. Peanut. I think she is fucking nuts."
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"What's the difference between a oral and rectal thermometer The taste."
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"
"Feeling strange Mr. Bond? It's because I laced your Martini with a vaccine for Measles You now have Autism!"
"What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner? ""Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"""
"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tutor (tooter) Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago."
"Superstitions are stupid! Send this joke to ten of your friends or you will lose 100$ within the next two weeks!"
"Captain Ahab is like G.W. Bush They're both violent men that have a revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil."
"*poops blood* ""What the heck I haven't eaten blood in weeks"""
"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"