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Joke of the Day

"I'm not redneck! I'm from Texas! We ride horses. They ride their cousins."

"I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day."

"Water-loo is such a shitty place. Just thinking about it would make me pissed, if I gave a crap."

"I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight.. My next poop could spell, Disaster."

"Is ""humpty dumpty"" another way of saying ""fuck and forget""?"

"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."

"If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel... You're really just getting more bang for your buck."

"The best color is cyan. It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so."

"I saw a lizard and it became a spotted lizard"

"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."