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Joke of the Day

"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"

"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"

"There are 10 types of genders in the world... Gender binary, and, well, the joke still makes sense if you didn't get the first part."

"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you ha ha!"

"I was kicked out for trying to have sex with a girl with down syndrome I wanted to lose my virginity to someone special."

"Her: Are you even listening to me or are you just tweeting? Me: Yes sweetie, I hate her too."

"I'm going to sit here and wink at you. It's going to be a very long wink. With both eyes. Please, by all means, go on with your story."

"Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction,,, I hope there's no hard feelings"

"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"