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Joke of the Day

"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit."

"I'm 87 but have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel But it takes up too much room in my freezer, any suggestions?"

"Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong"

"A police officer goes to investigate an artist's death... His report details it as being ""pretty sketchy."" I'll leave now..."

"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."

"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."

"friend: Are you eating a whole frozen pizza by yourself? me: It was on sale for $4 friend: I wasnt asking because I thought it was expensive"

"Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes."

"ALADDIN: i can show you the world JASMINE: wat why. do u kno that there are people out there. why do u think we live ina palace. no thank u"