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Joke of the Day
"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."
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"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"
"Abortion is a tough issue for me. On one hand I love killing babies but on the other I don't want to give women rights."
"Time I spend listening to music 54 seconds. Time I spend untangling headphones 17 minutes"
"2 guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
"Two word joke Dwarf shortage"
"My jokes are so dark Whenever i use it it starts picking cotton."
"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."
"Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago"
"A friend of mine once said all bars and clubs are haunted... It must be because of all the spirits"