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Joke of the Day
"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."
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"""With great power, comes great responsibility"" - - Melania Trump"
"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."
"I had a harder childhood than most. My parents didn't send me to a therapist, they sent me to a theanalrapist."
"What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad."
"Recently, 218 Italian MPs signed a bipartisan bill for the legalization of marijuana...[x-post from r/trees] They're basically in joint support, for *joint* support. I'll show myself out."
"I read the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible."
"Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head."
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"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"