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Joke of the Day

"Ever since my wife's miscarriage she's been drinking a lot Which is ironic because thats how she got into this situation"

"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."

"What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10? A dog knows what is 'no'."

"I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio"

"Two condoms are walking down the street... ...they pass a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""wanna go in there and get shitfaced?"""

"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."

"Why do vacuums machines make for such terrible hairdriers? because they suck."

"Did you hear about the Polish suicide bomber? 42 successful missions"

"What does Donald Trump play most of the time? President Evil."

"What do prostitute Equine wear? They wear Whoreshoes"