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Joke of the Day

"Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!"

"Sometimes a man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name."

"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"

"If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han."

"Use ""damn it"" instead of ""dammit,"" but avoid cursing unless OH SHIT DAMN IT WHO FORGOT TO GET FUCKING COFFEE."

"I don't hate anyone. I just don't like people."

"How do you keep an idiot with RES busy? loading..."

"What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital? Donor Kebab"

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and a Golf Ball? A guy will actually spend time searching for a Golf Ball."

"Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there are Targets on every corner."