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Joke of the Day
"Is there a punchline to this chemistry joke? Nobelium"
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"New TomTom voice over I got a new TomTom and changed his voice to Chewbacca. Left is BRRRRRRRRRRR and right is BRRRRRRRRRRR And when I'm at my distination : i still dont know"
"What do you call a Native American with psoriasis? Apache Indian"
"How do all racist jokes start? *Scans over left shoulder, scans over right shoulder*"
"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap? Bar soap."
"What do they pass around after dinner at Buckingham Palace? Under Eights."
"What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Antelopes"
"What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns? Non-habit forming"
"My 13 year old daughter just lit a cigarette at the kitchen table. I've never been more furious! And in front of her kids too!"
"I took a selfie with my uncle. Everyone behind us shook their heads. I never know how to behave at wakes."