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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."

"What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? A legend"

"I don't care about heaven when I die I just want to know which words I used the most and how many bears I unknowingly walked by &other stats"

"Ya know, I've never taken an ugly girl to bed... Woke up with a few though."

"Why does it have to be a white Christmas? #BlackChristmasMatters"

"My finger just touched a public toilet seat. I don't want to be all dramatic about it so I'll just say goodbye forever."

"What did the terrorist send in the mail? A CAIR package."

"Gerald: ""Have you ever come across a man who at the slightest touch caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?"" Mabel: ""Yes the dentist."""

"Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker."

"Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor"