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"Mail order bride I just got a mail order bride from prague, I guess you could call her a Czech mate."

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"My Neighbour works in Fashion and was gloating they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I. ... I work in a store that sells mirrors."
"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."
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"Woman sends emotional text that's 5 paragraphs long. Man responds with ""k."" Woman spontaneously combusts."
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