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Joke of the Day
"My dad suffers from bowel incontinence, and so do I ... It runs in my jeans."
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"You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions."
"The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek."
"What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!"
"Trainer: What's the most intense part of your work out? Me: Getting into my sports bra."
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches."
"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"
"Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"Just found all my fan letters to Wolverine my wife ""promised"" she mailed stuffed behind the couch. I'm livid."
"Lawyer: ""What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"" Defendent: ""Gucci Sweats and Sum Jordan's"""