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Joke of the Day
"""My microwave is broken"" -Abraham Lincoln"
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"Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to."
"The Night Life North Korea has just announced their own time zone ...Meaning the world now has the first official Party time."
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A Shit-zoo"
"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"
"Sometimes I'll send a tweet, notice a typo in it, delete it, re-send it, notice a different typo, unplug computer, change my name and move."
"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"
"""TALIBAN OFFICIAL ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT COLLEAGUES' EMAIL ADDRESSES"" Apparently, he hit ""Reply Allah"". Heyoooooooo!!!"
"[puts cone of shame on dog] ME: (to dog) sory buddy DOG: (to all other dogs in neighborhod) BOW DOWN TO LORD FLOFFYTON HEARER OF ALL BARKS"
"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."