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Joke of the Day

"There is no such thing as a fear of flying... But a fear of falling on the other hand...."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Do you guys know the difference between ""girlfriend"" and ""girl friend?"" ... that little empty void in the middle.. Known as the ""friend zone"" .."

"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."

"If you love something, set it free... Except if 'It' is a man. Because he'll get lost, and won't ask for directions."

"While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !"

"A pirate walks into a bar And the bartender says, ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?"". The pirate replies,""arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts""."

"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"

"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."

"Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance"