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Joke of the Day
"There is no such thing as a fear of flying... But a fear of falling on the other hand...."
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"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol"
"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"
"Yo mama's so fat... when she stood on the scales, they said ""To be continued."""
"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."
"The Westboro Babtist Church is planning to picket Reddit two days after their IAmA. No, seriously. http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html"
"My army buddy was jerking off one night. He was discharged by dawn."
"I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse."
"Please Choose a Sears Portrait Background: 1. Autumn Leaves 2. Toenail Fungal Infection 3. Country Cabin 4. Alarmed Possum"
"[lips on a snake] WIFE: what are you doing? ME: getting rid of the poison WIFE: you're supposed to suck your own bite SNAKE: leave him alone"