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Joke of the Day
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"
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"Christianity One woman's affair which got out of hand."
"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."
"Women's soccer"
"wife: ""he never reacts appropriately, just tell him"" doctor: ""ok, keith we had to remove both your legs"" me: ""where will i keep my car keys"""
"I like all my women to be Just the same as my morning coffee, I.e. liquid and hot, Often drunk on a yacht And usually bought for a fee."
"GPS: You're not really lost, you just want someone to talk to."
"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?"
"DRUG DEALER: what'll it be man ME: *wearing a wire* some drugs please [at the surveillance van] DEA AGENT: did he just say some drugs"
"*Sees thing on floor *Vacuums over said thing *Vacuum cant pick it up *Picks up thing *Looks at it *Puts it back on the floor to vacuum"