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Joke of the Day

"My Muslim friend. I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite."

"The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin."

"Yoda is telling a joke to the Jedi Council... ""Why was six afraid of seven?"" he asks. Everyone remains silent, and he says: ""Because nine seven eight!"""

"I received a document about the ROM in my computer science class it was read only."

"Difference between oral and anal What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells"

"[gf takes pregnancy test, starts crying] ""It's negative"" Lemme see it [reads] 'Not prego. Just fat. And ugly' Wow that's really negative"

"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "

"What's the difference between marriage and identity theft? At least with identity theft you know you're getting fucked."

"What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick."