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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend? A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share"

"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""

"Playing Counter-Strike at an Airport in Belgium ""Terrorists win."""

"Mum!! Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more."

"Don't sweat the petty stuff Always take time to pet the sweaty stuff"

"I before E except after C. Yes another myth disproven by science."

"Have you heard about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I heard he is all right now."

"the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, Get in the van"

"NSFW. What do you call a starving Kenyan child in the desert Nobody really cares."

"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."