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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out."
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"Why do Jewish men get circumsized? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30% off."
"Another way that succes is like pregnancy Women have to get it from men."
"I'm ""the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal"" years old"
"How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"
"Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? Santa. /cringe"
"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another 1."
"[A Dad about to give the birds & the bees talk] ""Son, when-"" *Watches son try to poke a Capri Sun for 35 minutes* ""Know what, we're good"""
"One Liner I've smoked so much pot the zig zag man has a tattoo of me on his arm. [Jokes] #jokes"
"A girl a day keeps the hand away."