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Joke of the Day

"Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? The super position"

"I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson."

"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your arse."

"When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture."

"I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: "

"Why are boats named after and referred to as women like ""Ain't she magnificent"" Because they're both things you can get in and still complain"

"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."

"How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled)."

"Remember, if you get dumped, it's only because they're looking for someone sexier and more attractive. It has NOTHING to do with you."