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Joke of the Day

"Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? The super position"

"I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, ""Steamed Crabs"". I began to wonder: ""What made them so mad?"""

"What's a zombie's morning routine? Shit, shower, grave."

"apparently pharmacies think theyre grocery shops now. selling food product instead of focusing on exceptional pill service. Get real, punk !"

"What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say? ""Argh it's driving me nuts!"""

"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines!"

"[Date] ""I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."""

"What did the existential pig say? What ham I?"

"Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard."