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"I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all..."
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"Friday and Monday are twins, but Friday is the twin that likes to party and is always down to bone."
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"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."
"Showier thoughts pt 3 Someone used this water to flush poop and now here I am washing my body with it."
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"Yoda, are we on the right course? Off course, we are."
"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."
"Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful? Because they were set in stone."
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!"