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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head? The steering wheel."
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"How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Tu-ba or no tu-ba."
"What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes? A loli-pop"
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a man? Just one, if you put it in the right place."
"Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!"
"Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punch line because ruining music isn't funny."
"Two monkeys having a bath Two monkeys are about to have a bath. The first monkey says ""Oo oo ah ah ah!"" The second says ""Just put some more cold water in it..."""
"Marriage is the main reason for divorce."
"apparently math tests aren't like pregnancy tests and peeing on them IS FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT."
"What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay"