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Joke of the Day

"What is the main difference between real numbers and women? Real numbers having period are rational."

"What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi"

"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"

"Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs."

"What is a relationship? It's the one that always sinks...."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know Y."

"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""

"Studies show the effects of divorce on young children are complex. Sadness and anxiety are common, but many are just happy to be single again."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"My therapist keeps saying that I should really stop talking to inanimate objects.....but he's a lamp...what does he know...."