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Joke of the Day
"I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries"
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"My Echo ''You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""
"What do you call a man who has sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
"My girlfriend walked up and said she is expecting... me to lose weight."
"Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese."
"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."
"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."
"BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7"
"Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado? One way or the other someone is losing a trailer."
"Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public. Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him."