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Joke of the Day

"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."

"A blind dude walks into a bar. Ouch."

"What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle"

"I bet God's email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes."

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it."

"Sick eagles are forbidden by law. They're illeagle."

"On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?"

"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."

"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time...... For shits and giggles."

"Remember kids, you only burn in hell if you are religious."