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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if you're making out with a french horn player? They keep trying to put their hand up your butt."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino (Hell-if-I-know)"

"What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by"

"There used to be 9 planets, just like there used to be 9 members of Wu-Tang, but then ODB died so they had to kick Pluto out of the group."

"so a man comes into a bar........ Oh wait no it was a horse....... So a man comes into a horse.........."

"A man just came up and threw milk in my face. How dairy."

"""HI DO YOU WANT TO DRESS UP NICE SO WE CAN QUEUE OUTSIDE A CLUB & GET INSIDE & QUEUE UP TO BUY A DRINK & THEN QUEUE UP TO GO TO THE TOILET?"""

"I hope one day to have the chance to whisper ""what's she doing here?"" to the person next to me at a funeral."

"What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito? ME-coli"

"""Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it"" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him."