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Joke of the Day
"people say I'm a narcissist.. I don't think there's anything wrong with me."
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"Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding..."
"If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined."
"""Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop."" ""I'm a cop."" ""So you're a cop AND a gun dealer? Random, but okay let's do this shit"""
"What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar? Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee."
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."
"I'm a British real estate agent I only drink propertea."
"DEAD BABY JOKES! I will get it started! Why is a pile of dead babies easier to move than a pile of bowling balls. - You cant use a pitchfork to move a pile of bowling balls."
"There's a name for people without beards Women"
"Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple"