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Joke of the Day
"Seal walks into a..... Club (old, I know but one of my favourites)"
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"I have one trophy on reddit. Dust"
"A one-liner walks into a bar."
"Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?"
"So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning."
"Church of Frugality: ""Thank you for the food which we are about to receive. Ramen."""
"I'm not saying your new girlfriends a whore but.. The Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen"
"Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"Damn girl, are you bubble wrap? Because you're fun to run over with my bike"