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Joke of the Day
"My wife has two weeks left to live... Then I'm going to stab her."
Next Joke
"What did one Jew say to the other Jew? Is it just me, or is this room getting really hot??"
"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Their horns don't work."
"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"
"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."
"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the PayPal."
"My parents are a little weird...My mom wears my dad's clothes, and my dad wears my mom's clothes... They are transparents."
"Alabama: where the men are men and the sheep are scared"
"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"