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Joke of the Day

"An Italian rugby player will miss a match against Scotland after being bitten by a dog; Scotland was quoted as saying ""good boy."""

"What's the secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beams? Jetfuel."

"WARNING: Big Spoiler Inside! http://www.dswens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/P1130541.jpg"

"Why do Americans just ignore the ""H"" in ""Herb""? Honestly, no idea!"

"someone just asked ""how do u delete yo life"" U CHEW ON A GRENADE WIT THE PIN OUT"

"Girl, you're like my iPhone... I just wanna tap you the night away, without any regards of time."

"Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids but it's the fathers who are always playing with them."

"Scars are tattoos with better stories."

"I was driving home today and got stuck behind a car with a bumper sticker that said ""Be an organ donor!""... They were doing 20 in a 30. I guess they aren't feeling that committed to the cause."

"We both want it. My lips part. His do, too. The tension pulsates. ""I'll take the one w/ sprinkles!"" And that's how I got the last one."