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Joke of the Day

"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later."

"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft."

"I once had a girl who wanted to shit on my chest She really did a number on me"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard"

"Why is there a fence around the graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? ""Dam."""

"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat a good egg"

"A politician died It was a good day."

"Gonna open a karaoke place where each song is 90 seconds max. Most are 25 seconds. Just the chorus one time, then onto the next song."

"MONDAY: BROUGHT TO YOU BY A GENEROUS GRANT FROM THE FUCK THIS SHIT FOUNDATION"