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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard"

"""My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."" ""He took a long look at me and gave me $300"""

"The French government has issued a statement regarding the recent string of terrorist attacks. Oui surrender"

"What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe? Spot."

"What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They're fucking assholes."

"That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says ""I'd hit that."""

"What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow."

"Me: I just broke a nail. WebMD: Finger cancer."

"I sleep with a squirt gun under my pillow just in case a gang of cats break in while I'm sleeping."

"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"