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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft."
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"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"
"If a fly does not fly, is it a walk? /music plays"
"How much do pirates pay for their earrings? About a buccaneer!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !"
"TIL The queen bee has sex with up to 40 males per day. Just like your mom."
"Give a man a fish... ...and feed him for one meal. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a man a fire, he stays warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for a lifetime."
"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."
"Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea."
"What is Sherlock's favorite season? Fall..."