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Joke of the Day

"Ever hear about the lost Vikings? Ask the Seahawks."

"Just once I want to see a new parent post a baby photo on Facebook with the words: ""Still not sure if we like it, tbh."""

"I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but I know I can stop whenever I want!"

"I heard my idiot friend talk about inequality the other day and I couldn't help but draw some parallels. :)"

"Donald Trump will be more presidential now that he is the nominee No Juan believes that!"

"Maybe we should put Obama on the $20 bill Then we would finally get the change he promised."

"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Dunup Dunup who?"

"What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo"

"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick."