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Joke of the Day

"My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife."

"It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was..."

"Why will you never see a stag on the internet? They like to stay anony-moose"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"If I was a cop, I would write the word 'Influence' on a bridge, and pull over anyone that drives under it."

"I just ate a family... ...sized kraft Mac n cheese and now I'm too full to get drunk by myself tonight."

"My ears were ringing, so I pressed keys on the piano to find out what note it was. There was a B buzzing in my ears."

"I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and out of shape. My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and I'm out of shape. I guess I need some conditioning."

"here come the bitches starting their winturrrrrr2012<3 facebook photo albums."