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Joke of the Day

"My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife."

"What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite? The where petrified."

"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."

"I was gonna tell you about anal But fuck it"

"I wonder why the ingredients on a snickers wrapper says ""May contain almonds."" What, is the guy who drops in the almonds a slacker?"

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down."

"Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair..."

"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."