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Joke of the Day

"How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"

"What if you found out that wheat bread is just a bunch of ants squished together that would be pretty spooky"

"[at aquarium] That's a lot of octopussys to have in a tank. ""Octopi"" Oh sorry...that's a lot of octopussys to occupy a tank."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 26. One to actually do the screwing, and 25 to mindlessly shout YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."

"If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit"

"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"So there are two... There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin says to the other on, ""it's getting hot in here"". The other one says.. ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""

"My class was reading a book. It was called Taming of the Shrew. Someone blurted out loud, ""I just thought of a Nazi version!"" ""Taming of the Jews!"" ***** ^^^^not ^^^^oc"

"Her: I'm sorry my baby keeps crying. He's got teeth coming in. Me: Well, don't worry, I'll sign for them..."