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Joke of the Day

"Did you know John Travolta's home has an airport in it? Too bad, he got the bomb detecting dogs about 7 movies too late."

"I had never woken up to a blowjob before That is the last time I sleep with my mouth open on the subway!"

"The Karma cafe has no menus. You get served what you deserve."

"My lame RPG joke. What do you call a thief with steel armor? A stealer!!!!!"

"A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery.. But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said ""I stand corrected""."

"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."

"What does a communist cat say Mao"

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops? A small medium at large!"

"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"

"There's a one-eyed doctor round my way that gives out free body parts. He gives me the willies."