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Joke of the Day

"Why are none talking in the ladies sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"

"Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland"

"I've got a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start"

"What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys"

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer? One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'"

"What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation."

"I gotta stop living every day like it could be my last. The hangovers are killing me..."

"What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common? They both have Transparents."

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I hope he means well..."