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Joke of the Day
"Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook line and sinker!"
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"Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet."
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
"My pup has now chewed up 4 welcome mats and I'm beginning to think she's more antisocial than I am."
"Solution to world hunger: food. Boom, done, next problem."
"What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"Whenever I read the karma sutra, it puts me in an awkward position."
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"
"For everyone in the working world today: It's a Tuesday... ...which is like a Monday but with steel-toed boots and a slightly lower aim."