110663
Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
Next Joke
"I combined two hit games and made ""Angry Words With Friends"" where I just scream obsenities at people while throwing dead birds at them."
"Two prime numbers stayed married for life. They couldn't be divided"
"What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"
"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"
"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."
"I never knew much about people Until I took one apart, just to see how it works."
"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"
"In the words of my dead grandmother..."
"What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball? *makes choking sounds*"