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Joke of the Day

"Hockey joke Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you."

"I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists."

"There was once a magical tractor... It turned in to a field"

"Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights. (jk)"

"*Writes ""For a good time call"" on random gas station bathroom wall *adds work phone number *Gets excited about work today"

"HIV has never been THE virus to have... Because it's always been retro."

"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."

"*opens new donut shop called ""The Gym""* You're welcome."

"The escalators at the mall suddenly began working super quickly, causing several people to fall over and brutally die. That escalated quickly."

"Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!"