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Joke of the Day

"I invented a new word today! Plagiarism."

"Best jokes come from real life. This happened this morning. The toilet is clogged. My wife and I both insist we've only gone #1. One of us is full of crap and the other one is full of crap."

"Little known fact: Mirrors are the leading cause of death among people who have looks that kill."

"What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ? Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ..."

"What's a camel's favourite song? Bat Out of Camell"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."

"What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21? Down's in the dumps"

"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."

"I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck. The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise."

"I like my women like I like my cold meats In-bread"