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Joke of the Day
"How to propose a boy?"
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"Do you know what the worst part of being paralyzed is? I can't stand being in a wheelchair."
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"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."
"Straight Outta Compton Spoiler Eazy-E dies"
"I was alone, depressed and suicidal around Christmas time and decided to call the suicide prevention hotline ""Sorry but all of our employees are happily spending Christmas with their loving families"""
"Accidentally bought a Venti at Starbucks and now I can't afford to go to college :("
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"British English will have only 3 vowels now A I O They left E U"
"Me: Don't tell me you've never thought about having sex with me. Her: No, I never have.... Me: I asked you not to tell me that."