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Joke of the Day

"Thought you guys might enjoy this.. What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! Yes. It is stupid but it makes me smile. Anyone have a stupid joke like this that just makes you laugh?"

"Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?"

"Learning to ride a bike is like losing your virginity... No matter how many years go by, you never forget the feeling of your dads hands on your shoulders as he pushes."

"TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy."

"I hadn't heard any news about George Michael for nearly a year... And then Wham! Last Christmas."

"What would be a terrible name for a new beer? Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer? A: ""Mondays""...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays..."

"I heard you like bad boys she replied: Yeah Well, i'm not trying to impress you or anything But When Disney channel asked me to go their website with parents permission, I didn't ask my parents."

"Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab? Because he was addicted to Coke."

"How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it."

"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"