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Joke of the Day

"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there"

"""Do you smell the updoc?"", I say to my pet bunny. My bunny replies with silence. I know that someday he will say it and I am willing to wait"

"Once you go Black Eyed Peas... You never go Back Eyed Peas Source:LJW9"

"It's raining. I'm going to be late for work. I can't fit my hair in the car."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"

"Buying a life insurance policy is best way to pretend that you have a life."

"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."

"Photo Of The Day:- No Matter How Smart You Are, You Will Fall For This (See Photo)"

"My penis and I are really good friends but... We've never really seen eye to eye"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"