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Joke of the Day

"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there"

"Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area."

"How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower. Hand her a shovel!"

"Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars. Girls go to Venus to get more penis."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"

"What does Jeb Bush say to his wife after sex? Please cum."

"I got to test the new self driving prototype, the Ford Dixie But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them ""My Dixie wrecked"""

"I think the sun shouldn't come up until at least noon on Saturdays."

"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"

"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"