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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Rhinoceros mixed with a Rooster? A horny cock."

"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."

"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."

"My penis is like the U.S. presidency Long and white, with a little bit of black on the tip."

"reading a book about anti-gravity and its impossible to put down"

"Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed."

"Why did the ambassador have extra resistance to harmful foreign bacteria? He had diplomatic immunity."

"I before e except after c Weird science"

"My mom moved me away from Texas as a kid, statistically decreasing the chance I ever get the death penalty and that's pretty cool"