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Joke of the Day
"what gets wet as it dries? your sister"
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"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""
"What do a telephone and a dog have in common? They both have collar ID."
"I served 2 years in Iraq Until they shut down the restaurant"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue... I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast!"
"What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."
"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""
"What is the difference between Black men and white men? Black men can't fuck ""Alexis Texas"""
"I heard Baja Fresh has a new burrito called the Ravens. It has everything on it but Rice."
"Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving ""costume"" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims."