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"What do they call brassieres in Germany? Holdzemfromfloppen"
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"[Titanic] Steward: Lifeboats are assigned by your star sign. Aries, this boat. Virgo, that boat- ""What about Leo?"" Steward: No. Leo dies."
"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."
"I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse."
"I heard Baja Fresh has a new burrito called the Ravens. It has everything on it but Rice."
"4th of july British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea"
"What do cigarettes and pussy have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the more flavor you get."
"A 65 year old actress with early Alzhiemer's got a Botox shot, and later regretted it. She couldn't remember her lines."
"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"
"Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ..."